So, I've decided to become a mad famous writer and everything, the articulate way I express myself will allow me to connect on a deeper level with the people pretentious enough to read what I write.
When I become super duper famous, I'll change. I'll root for L.A. Lakers and The N.Y. Yankees. I will refuse to talk to anyone who isn’t at least as rich as famous as I am. I will join trendy religious groups. I will develop a debilitating drug habit. I will date vacuous, gold-digging social climbers. I'll start speaking out against politics, despite not knowing a thing. I'll become vegetarian, because that is morally right. And, of course, I will turn my back on everyone and everything that got me there. Being rich and famous will be awesome, and I’m not going to ruin it by associating myself with anyone but the socially recognized and the famous elites.
Just a heads up.
I really need ideas of what to write. I don't want this to be an exercise in narcissism or the perpetually inane.
